Report: Sheen writes blistering letter to TV boss

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Report: Sheen writes blistering letter to TV boss
April 29, 2011, 11:25 AM EST
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Charlie Sheen has fueled his war of words with "Two and a Half Men" boss Chuck Lorre by reportedly writing a scathing letter attacking rumored plans to bring the show back without him.
The letter, which Sheen reportedly sent to TMZ.com, reads, "My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you ... A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat. I'm out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear; No Charlie Sheen. No show. And that's exactly what it will be for you ... every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It's a big fat mess ... That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You've been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it."
The troubled actor was fired from his role in the TV sitcom earlier this year following months of bizarre behavior, as well as rehab stints and a public feud with the show's creator, Lorre.
Sheen is suing over his dismissal and he has now stepped up his campaign against Lorre amid rumors TV bosses are planning to film a new season of the show with a different lead actor.

Steve Carell leaves 'The Office' after seven seasons

Steve Carell leaves 'The Office' after seven seasons
April 28, 2011, 10:44 PM EST
NEW YORK (AP) -- Scranton regional manager Michael Scott has left "The Office," as long promised, combined with a fond farewell for the actor who played him, series star Steve Carell.
Carell is leaving the NBC comedy after seven seasons to concentrate on films. But his character left Dunder Mifflin paper supply company after 19 rollicking, un-businesslike years, bound for Colorado to start a new life with his fiancee, Holly.
On the episode airing Thursday night, the show's full cast of office workers was properly emotional at Michael's departure. This even included Michael's problematic successor, played by guest star Will Ferrell, in the third of a four-episode story arc.
NBC has not announced who will permanently fill the large void Carell leaves in the series, which has been renewed for next season. The guessing game has been fueled by news that guest stars in this season's remaining episodes include Jim Carrey, James Spader, Will Arnett and Ray Romano, as well as Ricky Gervais, a creator and star of the original British version.
The extended farewell episode depicted Michael's final workday, which he spent in a bittersweet, often bumbling separation process. Michael — who is inept, inappropriate and forever seeking love and laughs from his employees — wrestled with the gravity of his decision to leave.
He was caught short by a bookkeeping question: Where did he want his last paycheck to be mailed?
"Last paycheck," he murmured, as if the very idea were foreign to him.
In the break room, he drank in the mundane conversation between his soon-to-be-former colleagues.
"I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder," said Pam (Jenna Fischer).
"Finally!" said Kevin (Brian Baumgartner). "That old shredder sucked."
"It's a good shredder," Pam said. "It just kept breaking."
In a full demonstration of Carell's skill at bringing humanity to this quirky role, Michael's eyes reddened as he listened.
"I can't do this," Michael said a moment later, addressing the camera that captures the action on the series, which is filmed in a make-believe documentary style.
"All the channels are going to be different there," he said, choking up at the monumental challenges awaiting him in Colorado. "I'm not going to be able to find my shows."
But Michael wasn't about to give in to his fears — or let anybody else give in to theirs.
Ever the manager, he dispensed one last measure of unsolicited advice.
"Whether you're scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be," he told his flock reassuringly. "It's going to be OK."
As his going-away gift to colleague Ryan (B.J. Novak), he presented his light-up St. Pauli Girl beer sign with the buxom barmaid.
"She was once my girl, and she's your girl now," Michael said.
"This is totally unnecessary," stammered Ryan, his eyes hypnotically fixated on the sign's eerie blue glow.
Michael waged a final bout of paintball in the parking lot with his combative assistant manager, Dwight (Rainn Wilson).
But, when he was about to lose control in front of sales rep Jim (John Krasinski), he asked, "Why am I so sad?"
Jim guessed that Michael had decided to make his exit that afternoon, rather than stay around another day, as everyone expected.
"I think we should just save our good-byes for tomorrow, at lunch," said Jim, in an effort to spare them both from an emotional display. "Tomorrow, I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be."
Michael soon left the office with a brisk, "Later, guys." Only Jim knew he was gone for good.
Then, at the airport, Michael removed the wireless mic he has worn for seven seasons of the mockumentary's filming.
"This is gonna feel SO good getting this thing off my chest," he said, returning the mic to the unseen camera crew. Suddenly he went silent as, full of hope for the future, he wheeled his suitcase toward his airline's gate.

Lady Gaga Greenlights Weird Al Yankovic's "Born This Way" Parody After Big Misunderstanding

Weird Al Yankovic has forged a three-decade career by covering A-list artists, everyone from Madonna to Michael Jackson to Diddy. But one artist who didn't apparently appreciate his sense of humor is Lady Gaga, who had allegedly rejected Al's parody of her song "Born This Way." But it turns out it was all one big misunderstanding--and it was her manager's fault! Apparently Gaga never even heard Al's parody until he came forward and put it online in protest.
"My parodies have always fallen under what the courts call 'fair use,' and this one was no different, legally allowing me to record and release it without permission," Al wrote in a post called "THE GAGA SAGA" on his blog Wednesday. "But it has always been my personal policy to get the consent of the original artist before including my parodies on any album, so of course I will respect Gaga's wishes. However, given the circumstances, I have no problem with allowing people to hear it online, because I also have a personal policy not to completely waste my stinking time."
Al said he had no idea why Gaga supposedly objected ("obviously I take a few jabs at her, but y'know, it's satire--that's how it's supposed to work"), and expressed frustration that Gaga hadn't been able to make her decision based on reading his lyrics alone, before he went to the trouble of entering the studio.  But his greatest regret seemed to be that there would be no music video. "Man, I wish you all could have had a chance to see the video we were going to do for this thing. It was going to be BEYOND AWESOME, and disturbing on many levels. Oh well," blogged Al.
However, it turns out Gaga had never even heard the song she supposedly rejected. In a second, later blog, titled "GAGA UPDATE," Al wrote: "After putting my Lady Gaga parody on YouTube this morning--and announcing that it wouldn't be on my next album because Gaga didn't approve it--there was a huge outpouring of disappointment from the Internet. Apparently the fact that she didn't approve it was news to Lady Gaga herself! Gaga's manager has now admitted that he never forwarded my parody to Gaga--she had no idea at all. Even though we assumed that Gaga herself was the one making the decision (because, well, that's what we were TOLD), he apparently made the decision completely on his own. He's sorry. And Gaga loves the song."
Added Al: "I'm thrilled on many levels to hear this, because 1) I truly respect and admire Gaga as an artist and it pained me to think of her as having less than a great sense of humor, and 2) it means I GET TO PUT OUT MY ALBUM!"
So now that Gaga has given Al the thumbs-up, get ready to see Al outdo himself in the "I Perform This Way" video. We shall soon see Al's poker face onscreen!

'Two and a Half Men' creator plans for Sheen-free Season 9

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'Two and a Half Men' creator plans for Sheen-free Season 9
April 28, 2011, 3:22 PM EST
By Rick Porter
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Maybe they can call it "Men Without Sheen."
"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre has reportedly come up with a way to continue the CBS comedy for a ninth season without the involvement of Charlie Sheen. Lorre's plan would refocus the show around Jon Cryer's character, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Sheen was fired from the show in March. He's suing Lorre and "Men" producer Warner Bros. TV for breach of contract, but he's also said numerous times in the past couple of months that he'd be open to the idea of returning to the series.
The Hollywood Reporter says Sheen is still "actively working" to get his job back and has been trying to meet with other members of the show's cast and gain their support. Lorre and Warner Bros., however, are reportedly not interested in having him return to the series.
Lorre's pitch for a Sheen-less "Two and a Half Men" would revolve around Cryer's character, divorced dad Alan Harper, his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) and a new character. The Hollywood Reporter says Warner Bros. has "quietly begun pursuing" actors to play the new role.
CBS will present its 2011-12 lineup to advertisers on May 18 and presumably will have something to say about the future of "Two and a Half Men" by that time.

Aretha Franklin talks album, biopic, Lady Gaga on 'The View'

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Aretha Franklin talks album, biopic, Lady Gaga on 'The View'
April 28, 2011, 4:27 PM EST
By Liz Kelly Nelson
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A slimmed-down Aretha Franklin stopped by "The View" on Thursday to talk about her latest album, "A Woman Falling Out of Love," a possible biopic in the works and, of course, her health.
Franklin canceled all concert and personal appearances in November 2010 after an unnamed health scare. She was hospitalized and, it was rumored in December that she'd been treated for pancreatic cancer. Franklin later denied having cancer, although she still hasn't disclosed exactly what happened.
Franklin talked about her new diet regimen, which she said involved a lot of shopping at Whole Foods. She also said she's considering penning a cookbook.
Franklin also dished on the in-the-works biopic about her life.
"Finally we've got financing," said Franklin. "The right producer -- and I'm waiting for the script. And there's a new girl in the game now. Whoopi's girl."
Franklin was referring to Patina Miller, the lead of the "Sister Act" Broadway production, a role Whoopi Goldberg initiated on film. Franklin added that Jennifer Hudson and Fantasia Barrino were being considered for the role, too.
The Queen of Soul also had advice for Lady Gaga: "Don't get up on the piano."

Krauss keeps Grammys hidden away

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Krauss keeps Grammys hidden away
April 29, 2011, 3:15 PM EST
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Bluegrass-country star Alison Krauss doesn't display her 26 Grammy Awards at home because she insists on keeping work separate from her personal life.
The singer has amassed more Grammys than any other female artist, and she is the third biggest Grammy winner of all time. Krauss has been honored for her solo work, her recordings with Union Station, and her duets with Led Zeppelin rocker Robert Plant.
But visitors to her home won't be dazzled by glistening gold - her haul of the iconic gramophone-shaped trophies is safely stashed away.
She tells Britain's Live magazine, "Any award I win is packed away immediately. I don't keep anything on display in my house. Home is home and about family so I've put them all away. I like to keep a few work-related pictures on my refrigerator and I love seeing other people's awards when I go to their houses to visit, but I like to keep my own home life separate."

McCartney and Cee Lo record tributes to Buddy Holly

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McCartney and Cee Lo record tributes to Buddy Holly
April 29, 2011, 1:07 PM EST
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Buddy Holly fans Sir Paul McCartney and Cee Lo Green are among the all-stars who have recorded covers of the rock 'n' roll legend's classics for a new tribute album.
The duo will join My Morning Jacket, Patti Smith and Lou Reed, among others, on "Rave On Buddy Holly," which will be released in June.
Highlights include a rendition of "Not Fade Away" by Florence and the Machine," Reed's cover of "Peggy Sue" and McCartney's take on "It's So Easy."
The album will hit stores and the Internet three months before what would have been Holly's 75th birthday. Holly died in a plane crash in February 3, 1959. The accident also claimed the lives of Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper.

Rockin' Foos!

Wow! As I sit here, week by week, listing the new album releases and measuring their comparative worth, it strikes me! Some weeks are completely loaded with fascinating new releases, and other weeks are just...I don't know...just plain boring!
Well, rest assured: This week isn't boring! A boatload of great new releases is hitting the stores, and it's a sure thing that something coming out this week is likely to strike your fancy!
For starters: Have you got your new iPad 2 yet? They're great! And how about some fresh and yummy Marshmallow Peeps? It's that time of year! Not only that--have you tried that brand new Dr. Pepper Ten? It's not only a taste-tempting treat--it's surprisingly manly!
And I can think of nothing more exciting than sitting in your car with your new iPad 2, washing down a few Peeps with some Dr. Pepper Ten, and waiting while someone you know goes outside to buy some new records!
Let me tell you all about them!
Foo Fighters: Wasting Light (Roswell/RCA)  I have to say that while I've never been the biggest fan of the Foo Fighters--to be civil, I've always found them bland and directionless--this new album is quite a surprise! The songs are sharp, spiky, hook-filled and substantial; the guest list (Bob Mould, Krist Novoselic, Pat Smear) is impressive; the production (Butch Vig, mixed by Alan Moulder) is top-notch; and the overall effect--of hearing a well-played version of early ‘90s post-grunge rock not unlike that produced by a raft of anonymous bands like Seven Mary Three, Bush, and Other Clownheads--is not entirely disagreeable! I'd be inclined to call this the Foos' greatest album ever, if it didn't involve making a critical commitment! Plus, why must they always fight?
Alison Krauss & Union Station: Paper Airplane  (Rounder)  A great return from Ms. Krauss, whose last album with Union Station won three Grammys, and whose follow-up, with Robert Plant, won six! You don't have to be a math whiz to figure out that this new album is slated to win nine, its follow-up 27, and then after that--heck, they ARE the Grammys! So get on board now, while you can! Featuring extraordinarily well-played music, substantial and creative musical arrangements, and a bizarre subplot in which members of the band are inadvertently dosed with a powerful hallucinogen and, eerily, led to believe they are a two-dimensional version of ‘60s San Francisco legends the Jefferson Airplane, this album now sits in shelves and awaits your purchasing it! Don't let it down!
Paul Simon: So Beautiful Or So What (Hear Music)  Long in coming and at times a tad arty, Paul Simon's latest album is exquisitely recorded, long on subtle and sophisticated melody, and catchy enough to attract the interest of anyone with even a passing interest in a nice turn of lyrical phrase! Therefore it's a complete success! Still, I wouldn't call it exactly "beautiful." Nor could I fairly say I was apathetic about it! As a result, I feel as if the man actually wants to have a fistfight with me! Do you think that was his intent? I simply don't know!
TV On The Radio: Nine Types Of Light (DGC/Interscope)  Certainly one of pop music's most interesting bands of the moment, TV On The Radio have made a new CD being labeled as a "lush and beautiful album," which, when you think about it, is a major achievement for a recording entirely based on discussing the relative merits of solar light, candlelight, lightbulb light, fluorescent light, ultraviolet light, infra-red light, laser light, starlight, and moonlight! Come to think of it, these guys recorded an album a few years ago called Dear Science--and word on the street is that Science never even replied! I'm thinking they should get off this whole Mr. Wizard kick, embrace the black arts, and maybe conjure up a few dozen Marshmallow Peeps to ward off that whole rejection-depression thing!
Rory Gallagher: Irish Tour '74 [DVD] (Eagle Rock)  If, like me, you find yourself distracted by the moronic antics of today's biggest pop stars--whose fame often has little to do with the quality of their musical output--I invite you to kick back, watch this fantastic Blu-Ray version of a little-seen film devoted to Irish rock legend Rory Gallagher, and consider how absolutely fabulous the man was: A tremendous guitarist, a fine songwriter, a compelling singer, and someone clearly in the business of playing music rather than being a public figure. Captured here in his prime, Gallagher runs through many of the best songs in his repertoire--and the offstage moments depict a charming man whose sheer love of music, and the act of gigging, is downright refreshing in mid-2011. Highly recommended!
Jessie J.: Who You Are (Lava/Universal)  Already a big deal in the UK, and with an early Saturday Night Live appearance under her belt, Ms. J has been referred to as a mixture of Rihanna, Gwen Stefani and Pink--largely, one suspects, because the more accurate description of "the evil Kiki Dee" doesn't scan as well! Featuring the already popular "Do It Like A Dude"--which sounds mildly scandalous until one actually listens to the lyrics and realizes the woman is advising us about the most efficient ways to fill your car up with gasoline--Who You Are is in many ways like a dyslexic Who album...well, no, actually...aw, who's kidding who? I can't get past that whole "with an infectious laugh, 6-inch heels and a perfectly styled bob" thing! I always thought Bob was a guy's name!
Vivian Girls: Share The Joy (Polyvinyl)  It struck me a few weeks ago that ever since the glory days of England's Marine Girls, I have been abnormally attracted to indie-sounding pop groups featuring women who can barely sing, attempt to harmonize, and are often drowned out by well-intentioned and loud electric guitars! Which is why I continue to enjoy Brooklyn's Vivian Girls, though I am by no means alone in my enjoyment! Their latest album--their first for the admirable PolyVinyl label--is a fetching call to action intended for housekeepers around the world--though whether a series of odes about a popular dishwashing liquid will resonate with males in the audience remains to be seen! I don't know if they still make Lava soap, but I suspect dudes would naturally gravitate toward that!
Mazes: A Thousand Heys (FatCat)  I don't know much about the Mazes, but they're from England, their guitars jangle, they write short and snappy rock'n' roll songs, and their album sounds absolutely great if you were just listening to the Looking Glass's Golden Classics! And that's high praise in my camp! Think I'll check out what the alternative rock aficionados at Pitchfork have to say!: "Mazes...embody the shambling approach to verse-chorus songwriting found in Pavement acolytes BOAT." Well that frickin' explains that--thanks, Pitchfork! ("BOAT"?) I know a guy who gets three cents every time someone uses the word "shambolic," dude! Great record, though!
Hugh Hopper: The Gift Of Purpose (Cuneiform)  I'd like to make special mention here of a wonderful record featuring the work of late bassist Hugh Hopper, whose work with England's Soft Machine--and many other bands after their demise--was positively awe-inspiring. This release, featuring Hopper with one of those bands--Bone, featuring guitarist Nick Didkovsky and drummer John Roulat--was recorded live in a Baltimore studio and is quite extraordinary. Loud, throbbing, and surprisingly fluid, the performances are capped by a 15-minute bonus track by Hopper's onetime Soft Machine cohort Daevid Allen, quite personal in intent and a touching tribute to a musician who'll be sorely missed. Please note: All proceeds from the album are going to Hopper's surviving family, and the set can be purchased here. I highly recommend buying it--and the many other classic albums Hopper had a hand in.
Panda Bear: Tomboy (Paw Tracks)  A fabulous new record by Panda Bear, a member of Animal Collective--and thus a skilled musician who can only play music with paws, rather than hands, and, perhaps predictably, eats an enormous amount of bamboo! Word is his last name isn't really Bear!

Hello, Emmylou!

Great new albums by long-established artists, excellent albums by emerging artists, and nondescript albums by mildly interesting artists with excellent hairstyles make this an album release week to remember!
As a special courtesy to readers purely interested in hair--and admittedly, that includes most of us--I've decided to spare those artists with less than compelling hairstyles any mention about that issue in the reviews that follow!
Still, it's important that each artist mentioned here considers the fact that this week we're judging not only the quality of their music, but the degree to which they're well-groomed!
Emmylou Harris: Hard Bargain (Nonesuch)  Well, not to give the game away, but the extremely well-respected Ms. Harris clearly rules the roost when it comes to nice-looking hair! Significantly, the quality of her music--and especially this new album--renders such judgments inconsequential, since Hard Bargain is one of this year's very finest releases! Expertly sung, devoted to meaningful people from her past--Gram Parsons, Kate McGarrigle, even her parents--and loaded with surprisingly astute self-penned songs, all from a woman who's recorded a significant amount of cover songs during the course of her career, the album is musicianly, meaningful, and overly burdened by quality! Suffice to say: You should own this and be grateful it exists!
The Airborne Toxic Event: All At Once (Island)   Few would deny that there's a growing buzz on the Airborne Toxic Event--but perhaps most surprisingly, that's because of their actual name! Indeed, earlier this week it was disclosed that despite past discussions about how that whole "Toxic Event" thing came about, the California alt-rock band took their name from the memorable story of Gladys O'Malley, a young Irish tourist who despite  repeated warnings from Virgin America airline attendants, gave her young baby a diaper change while in flight without wearing her seat belt, causing visible discomfort among those seated nearby, severely bumming out others on the flight, and causing extended dialog in the weeks that followed among scientists discussing the probability of disease spread via airborne versus intravenous means! And playing on the jukebox of the airport bar near the terminal where they landed: some record!
Roy Orbison: The Monument Singles Collection (1960-1964) (Sony Legacy)  The exquisitely-coiffed Mr. Orbison was blessed in life not only with outstanding hair but among the most memorable voices in rock ‘n' roll history--and this superb anthology, a 2-CD, 1-DVD set collecting his very best work, is an outstanding testimonial to that legacy! Featuring mono mixes--as this stuff was originally meant to be heard--all his great singles, and some of the most compellingly dramatic singing you've ever heard, this album is required listening for any and all self-proclaimed fans of pop music! Boasting such classics as "Oh, Pretty Woman," "Only The Lonely," "It's Over," and "Running Scared," it's the perfect soundtrack to a night in which you invite a friend over to dress up like Gene Pitney and pretend he's him and you're Roy and you start playing "Mecca" and then "Blue Bayou" and then....oh, never mind.
Augustana: Augustana (Epic)  Word from a reliable product description has Augustana as "quality purveyors of well-crafted, melodic piano-driven rock"--which admittedly sounds great until you think about it! Like, when was the last time you were on the freeway and a car driven by a piano passed you? Still, to give them the benefit of the doubt--and not to claim a pathological tendency to confuse them with fellow Epic Records band the Fray for reasons of which you're unsure--when it comes to bands whose names also serve as an anagram for "a sauna tug," Augustana rank among the very best of them! Still, if they lengthened their name to something more respectable--say, Augustana Jones--they might command a tad more respect!
Bowling For Soup: Fishin' For Woos (Brando)  Like many people, I consider myself best judged on the merits of the bands I like--so you can imagine how proud I am to stop passersby on the street and announce that there is a brand new Bowling For Soup album out, and its name is--get this--"Fishin' For Woos"! Ironically, most of the people I stop tend to be the sort that ask me to actually spell "fishin'," and then, perhaps pointedly, ask me why I would even bother listening to any band that would spell "fishing" without a ‘G"! It does get a bit wearing, admittedly, but frankly, I do it because there are very few other opportunities to talk to people and, I don't know, Bowling For Soup are kind of a fun band! Besides, the frickin' Playstation network has been down all week!
Orchestre National De Jazz: Shut Up And Dance (Bee Jazz)  One of the year's finest albums hands-down comes via this French outfit who--after recently recording a similar top-notch tribute to legendary Brit icon Robert Wyatt--return here with a fascinating document devoted to the music of John Hollenbeck of the excellent Claudia Quintet. Superbly arranged and played, the music dwells in the same jazzy-classical-art-rock terrain of, say, prime Slapp Happy/Henry Cow, without sounding the slightest bit retro: It is energetic, nimble, and at times subtle beyond belief. Do yourself a favor and seek this out.
David Kilgour & Heavy Eights: Left By Soft (Merge)  It is reassuring that as fashions come and go, there are some artists who remain distinctly cool--and have been so for years, regardless of their level of public acclaim. So it is with David Kilgour, who for years has been the guiding light of New Zealand's Clean, and whose consistent output has been fairly remarkable. It's enough to give a guy who at this very moment is ripping Gary Wright's The Light Of Smiles album with the computer at my left and listening to some Bizet album via the CD player at my right enough faith to sleep soundly, wake up with a clean conscience, and stop by the 7-11 tomorrow morning to see if they have any more of those creamy peanut-butter crisp flavored MET-Rx Protein Plus bars at that fabulous 2 for $5 price! I recommend buying all of Kilgour's albums and making a general nuisance of yourself among all your less-hip friends!
Dennis Coffey: Dennis Coffey (Strut)  Having spent a considerable portion of my life in Michigan, I'm pleased to report that guitarist Dennis Coffey--a much-admired, comparatively unsung hero of the region--is still around, still making wonderful music, and still fully funk-filled and fashionable! A member of the Motown Funk Brothers band, Coffey was first heard by many playing the "psychedelic" parts of many Temptations hits, but he was similarly evident on a fairly staggering array of well-known tracks--and it is his sound, more than most other guitarists', that is being emulated on most of the best Blaxploitation soundtracks of the early ‘70s. In short, he's probably not a Maroon 5 kind of guy! Buy this album, save a city!
The Wombats: The Wombats Proudly Present...This Modern Glitch (Bright Antenna)  Bedecked by an album cover that peculiarly reminds me of a Wombles album--it must be the drugs!--this latest set by England's Wombats is fantastically catchy in the same manner as, say, the best of Squeeze, utterly contemporary, surprisingly sophisticated, and precisely the album you need if you find yourself downtrodden by a continual parade of mildly interesting, somewhat OK albums that lack the sort of punch that used to compel you to dance in front of your mirror, sing into your hairbrush, and nervously wonder if anyone was peeking into your bedroom window! Plus, what the heck were you wearing?
An Horse: Walls (Mom + Pop)  A great Australian duo who not only make compelling music and win accolades from Rolling Stone, Spin, People and Pitchfork, but use the article "an" instead of the more appropriate "a" purely because, well, who the heck knows what goes on in Australia?

Who Is Royal Wedding Performer Ellie Goulding?

The Hollywood Reporter just announced that British songstress Ellie Goulding, a teenager who just released her first album, will play at the private Royal Wedding reception Friday at Buckingham Palace. Not a bad gig for a newbie. According to THR, Ellie, whose LP Lights recently debuted at number one in the U.K., is one of Kate and William's favorite British artists.
However, in the U.S. Ellie is still largely unknown, and in fact last month she was playing a venue decidedly more low-key than Buckingham Palace: Yahoo! Music's actual hotel room at the Austin musicfest South By Southwest, where she performed an extremely intimate, acoustic show for a few lucky Y! staffers.
So who is this girl? Well, across the pond, the singer's rise to fame was swift: After recording some acoustic home demos a few years ago, a pair of musical relationships with cutting-edge producers/musicians Vincent Frank, aka Frankmusic, and Fin Dow-Smith, aka Starsmith, laid the groundwork for rapid attention from many fronts. Then came her record deal, appearances on Jools Holland's TV show, and critical recognition via the BBC Sound Of 2010 poll and the 2010 highly-respected Brit Awards, where Goulding took the Critics' Choice Award.
But on a recent day in Austin, just a week after her album finally saw its American release, Goulding was just one of many thousands of international artists seeking attention at SXSW. Charming, personable, highly intelligent, and quite funny, she graciously offered up unplugged versions of her lead single "Starry Eyed" and "Guns And Horses," told us a bit about herself, and proved that her intriguing blend of intelligent lyrics, acoustic and electronic textures, and overall catchiness mark her as one British success likely to be welcomed in America with open arms.
She's performing on command for England's future king and queen this weekend, but perhaps Ellie will sing at the White House next, as her Stateside star continues to rise. Watch her now, and find out why William and his princess bride fell in love with her music.